NEW STUDY: Bee's Knees No Longer Considered The Best

by Andy Yeh

A survey conducted by The Cat's Meow found that 42% of the general population no longer use knees belonging to bees as a barometer for literal or hypothetical quality.

Last year, an independent, non-profit laboratory in Texas discovered that cow knees proved far superior, but many in the Human Knees Initiative doubt the validity of the study.

Many youths have also been actively rejecting the idea that bees even have knees. Octogenarians have since denounced this study, calling it "not the bee's knees."

A representative of Cat's Meow did not immediately offer a comment.

(additional reports from Pajamas)