In increasing frequency, the food processing habits for our insatiable world have churned out diseased products. Meats, vegetables, fruits - I didn't know cows could get athlete's foot. The Ebola's getting jealous of salmonella. "Bird flu ain't even on my level," salmonella says.
Also increasing: the amount of jellyfish in the oceans. It's doing what the Nile perch did in Lake Victoria: fuckin' up the spot! Putting other species on blast till all that's left is J-fish. Those damn jellies have cost the "industry" millions, and as scientists say, it's a sure sign that the world is getting a boo-boo. "Sana, sana, colita de rana," sings Mother Earth. "No deal," says Howie Mandel.
Simple solution: stop eating meats, vegetables, fruits - start eating JELLYFISH. I'm not vouching for the taste, but call it a Rhode Island Roll, and I'm opening up a sushi restaurant. WeHo here I come!
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