Thursday, June 26, 2008

5.99 Are You Outta Your Mind?

The high gas prices could be a good thing. Since it's steady increase, Americans as a whole have driven a few billion miles less than on average. It's one of those "change by shock" things I was discussing earlier that hopefully will lead to, you know, things! Lower emissions and , like, force automobile companies to design more efficient cars and I can't really think right now.

Some other positive side effects:

You can't get to your job, so you lose that job, and you don't have to work.

You don't have to stress about the mortgage or electricity and water bills because you suddenly have no home.

You make more friends because generally people on busses and trains are pretty darn friendly.

Great excuse for not taking the time to plan a good date, great excuse to end friendships, too.

And other stuff, but I'm too tired to think right now.

Also, great band: APSE

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